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Name: T.J.
Country: United States
State: Florida
Metro: Naples
Gender: Male
Interests: Anime
Christianity
LEGO
Video games
Most things Japanese
Motorcycles
Handguns
Swords
Improbably large mallets
Muscle cars
The color purple
Originality
Mountain Dew
Dr Pepper
Trenchcoats
Platonic relationships
Long hair
Expertise: . . . nothing
Occupation: Student
Industry: Art
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  Raiden no Kishi
Member Since:
2/9/2004
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| My new toy
Oh yeah. It's an assisted-opening folder. Basically, I start to open it with the thumb stud, and a spring does the rest. It's as fast as any switchblade, but I don't need a concealed weapons permit to own it. Plus, the scallop-type serrations won't snag like standard serrations.
I love the gun show. | | |
| Gym membership: ~$50 per month
Gym clothes: ~$50-60
Finishing a set, catching your breath, and hearing your dad mutter in mock disgust, "You dog you," while lowering the weight on the machine? Priceless.
Also, the workout plan for today said to do three sets of twenty ab exercises [we do crunches on an exercise ball for greater range of motion.
I did two sets of thirty and one set of forty to fifty.
I love going to the gym. | | |
| I turned on Hannity and Colmes tonight, and was shocked to see none other than CHUCK NORRIS in Sean Hannity's chair. I kid you not. I can't believe it. That's just crazy and random.
And my goodness, I love it so. I find it randomly awesome. | | |
| During my career in Lincoln-Douglas debate, I gained somewhat of a notorious reputation for being annoying to cross-examine. This was largely due to my insistence on answering a question in a different [and often wordier] manner than the questioner wished. It has earned me seething hatreds from even normally sweet, patient people like Jenna and Amy.*
HOWEVER.
Go read the gospels and you will see that when Christ Himself was being asked questions intended to trap Him or lessen His credibility, He never answered in the manner that was desired EITHER. Granted, he may have been a bit more concise than I was in cross-examination, but there were no time restraints to exploit in His situation either.**
So. Pardon me for following my Lord's example. ^_~ Hey, He said that people would hate me as surely as they hated Him. He was right!
*NOTE: This is obviously a joke. I don't think Jenna or Amy [or anyone else that debated me] are really full of the seething hatreds for me. But it sounded funny, no?
**DISCLAIMER: I have no way of knowing if Christ would keep talking to waste his cross-examiner's time or not; I will even grant that He probably wouldn't, the reasons being a] that He was the Truth, so he pretty much won by default, and b] He probably would have been nicer and let them have their time.
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: [because the Amazon plugin doesn't list it] Finish the Fight from the Halo 3 OST. Yes. Halo THREE. You can get the song for a buck from iTunes. | | |
| So you've all heard about my AWESOME cat and how he ate the dog's food. Well, he came back for an ENCORE PERFORMANCE. Because that's just how my cat rolls. Mom got out the dog's last meal for the day and said, "T.J.! Come here! Bring your camera! [I got a digital camera for Christmas. Naturally, Jenna was the first to use it, taking over one hundred pictures of her and Robin with a small cow. Go figure.*]" The cat was waiting by the dish alongside the dog [Mom called him in]. The food was poured and, as if on cue, the cat proceeded to CHOW THE HECK DOWN. The dog could only look in horror as the cat proceeded to literally eat the dog's lunch [okay, it was dinner ~ so what?], making adorable little crunching noises. The dog then stared at Mom, his big brown eyes pleading for her to do something. Something, however, was not done ~ you couldn't write stuff this incredibly hilarious. A small, usually sedentary cat gets between a dog ten times its weight and that dog's food and nonchalantly munches away. It would be a sin against the Gods of Comedy to interrupt that cat. Being the virtuous souls we were, we made no effort to do so. The dog began to drool just watching this little white fuzzball eat its dinner. Our response, being the merciful, kind pet owners we are? Laughter. Eventually, the dog decided that he had to man up [dog up?] and take what was his; he proceeded to nudge the cat out of the way and finish what was left of his dinner. Fortunately, I have captured these last moments [as well as my mom's reaction] on tape ~ er, hard drive.
YouTube link right here! | Currently Listening
Flood
By They Might Be Giants
Istanbul [Not Constantinople]
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